What Color Is Santa Claus?

Recently there has been quite a stir on the Internet about a Fox News commentator who declared with absolute certainty in her voice to all the children watching that Santa Claus is white. I remember that I was mildly stunned by this declaration and thought to myself that she stepped in it this time. I was sure there would be backlash and the Internet didn't disappoint. So now we debate the skin color of a mythical character.

Rather than give this silliness anything more than it deserves, I submit to the reader this profound belief: Santa is every color necessary. At least, he should be.

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